Fetlang

Fetish-themed programming language.

Source

Gendered variables. Transpiles to C. Confusing English-like syntax and unhelpful error messages.

Example:

Make Sean moan
Worship Carrie's feet

Bind Amy to Saint Andrew's Cross
    Have Amy hogtie Sean
    If Amy is Carrie's bitch
        Make Slave scream Sean's name
        Make Sean moan

Tags: language   esoteric  

Last modified 11 December 2024